Chick Jokes / Recent Jokes
one day morton wanted to go fishing so he goes to his friends and say "im goin fishing fishing today does anyone want to come?"so one chick says "yeah i will"so the next day they were on the way to the river and they came acroos a little man and he said "up or down" so the chick strips down and bangs the little man.Then they keep going and get to the spot and mortons like cool let fish and the chicks like "nah its to dark lets go home. so they go home and they go back fishing the next day and come to the little man. and he says "up or down" and the blondes like "what?" and the little mans like "last time you got down and dirty with me. and the blonde says "yesterday i fogot my hearing aid i thought ya said fuck or drown.:P
What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like. SUC MI PUGODA
CUNTONESE CUISINE
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
A LA CARTE DINNER COMBINATIONS $2. 69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie Cum Drop Soup 1. Goo In Hand..............$9. 69 Fresh every 2. 7 days For those dining alone Pee Yu Platter 2. Goo Wee Chick............$6. 99 Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge Hoo Flung Poo 3. Cum Too Soon..............$6. 99 Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast Suc Sum Tit 4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6. 99 Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf Yung Poon Tang 5. Sum Dum Chick............$4. 69 No take out orders You get what you pay for LUNCHEON SPECIALS 6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6. 69 Not available after 10: 00 PM Sum Yung Chick........$6. 99 7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6. 99 Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy Won Hung Lo...........$6. 99 8. Cho Kon It...............$9. 99 Not more...
Chicken Story Teacher- Have You Ever Wondered How A Chick Comes Out Of An Egg? Ravi- Out Of An An Egg, Hmm. Miss, I Have Always Wondered How A Chick Manages To Enter The Egg In The First Place!
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his mate what happened." Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend." Then I met a chick who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I called out to the chick and said,' Lady, does this look like yours?' And the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!"
When Duan Guangqing served as a county magistrate, he was known for his honest, upright nature. One day while passing a grain shop, he saw a crowd of people who seemed to be quarreling about something. Upon inquiry he learned that a country fellow had trampled a chick to death and the boss of the grain shop had asked for nine hundred coins in compensation. Duan Guangqing asked, "Why does a chick cost nine hundred coins?" The fellow from the country answered, "The boss said the chick, which was of fine quality, would weigh nine jin after a few months, The current price for a chicken is one hundred coins per Jin, so he asked me to pay nine hundred coins for the loss." Hearing this, Duan Guangqing asked the boss, "Is that true?" The boss of the grain shop nodded. "Yes, that's the way I calculated it." Then Duan Guangqing brought the case to a conclusion. "It seems that nine hundred coins is not too much. You just pay him that much. If you more...