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OKay, this chick walks into a pharmacy. There's a guy at the counter.
The chick says, "Doctor! I need your help!"
He says "What do you need?"
She takes off her shirt and she's got this big 'O' on her chest. She says, "How do I get rid of this?"
The doctor said, "how'd it happen?"
She goes, "Well, whenever I have sex with my boyfriend, he wears his Oklahoma University jacket!"
The doctor said "Just tell him to take it off."
She said "OK."
And then this other chick walks in with the same problem and goes,"Doctor! Help! I've got a big "F" on my chest!"
He was like, 'Holy crap, another girl with the same problem?' and he says, "Just tell him to take it off."
And she said "OK."
And then this third chick walks in with the same problem and says, "Doctor! Help! I've got a big "W" on my chest!"
The doctor was thinking, more...

There is an apartment an in there lived an old couple, a painter, a blind guy, and a hot chick.
One day the chickk went to get into the shower and heard a knock at the door and looked thru the hole in the door and it wa sthe old couple; she puts on her bathrobe and opens the door, and they say congratulate us we got married!
The chick congradulates them and gos to get back in the shower. She hears another knock on the door and looks thru the hole again and it was the painter he says cogradgulate me I just finished another painting!
She congradulates him on goes to get back in the shower and hears another knock on the door. it is the blind guy; she figures she did not need the bathrobe this time. She opens the door and he says congradulate me I can see!

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
What party game did Jekyll like best?
Hyde and Seek!
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
A dog ate him in the hall!
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party!
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
It was a moth ball!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
It was a scream!
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers?
It went with a bang!
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
Fancy a bite?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!

The Teabagging
The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's Your daddy?"
The Houdini
Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
The Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up look like an angry dragon.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down.
Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way more...