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Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
L.A Poliece Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken, and we'll find out.
Jerry Falwell: Because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. thats what "they" call it: the "other side". Yes, my friends the chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!
Ronald Regan: What Chicken?
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it!
ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the more...

Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Born free... taxed to death.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
The early bird may get the worm, more...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the chicken has a big smile on its face and is smoking a cigarette. The egg says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down! Colonel Sanders:I missed one? L.A Poliece Department:Give us five minutes with the chicken, and we'll find out.Jerry Falwell:Because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. thats what "they" call it: the "other side". Yes, my friends the chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too! Ronald Regan:What Chicken? Saddam Hussein:This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it! ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're more...

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?A: She wanted to stretch her legs.