Chill Jokes

Yield: 4 Servings

Ingredients

6oz orange jell-o; (2 pkgs)
1 cup boiling water
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1 qt vanilla ice cream; softened
7oz 7-up
8 twinkies

Instructions

Dissolve Jell-O in boiling water. Add pineapple juice, ice cream and 7-Up. Mix thoroughly (In a blender if necessary to dissolve ice cream), and pour into a deep pan, approximately 9-inches square. Chill until mixture begins to set.

Lay Twinkies, flat side down, in two rows of four across the top of the chilled gelatin. If the gelatin is properly chilled, it will resist the Twinkies. You will push them in and they will slowly rise. Remember you don't want them buried. Just semi-decended in the ooze. Chill until fully set and serve.

The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad. "There was one a boy," he said, "who was so eager to go out and play with his sled that he didn`t put a coat or scarf on; he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia and he died!"

The teacher paused to allow the moral of this story to sink in, when a small voice said, "What happened to the sled ¦.?"