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One day, Mrs. Trimble was in terrible pain. Fortunately, old Dr. Stuart still made house calls.
The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr. Trimble, "Do you have a hammer?"
Puzzled, Mr. Trimble went into his workshop and returned with a hammer.
The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom.
A few moments later, the doctor came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"
Mr. Trimble went to his workshop again and returned with a chisel.
Within the next few minutes, Dr. Stuart asked Mr. Trimble for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver, and a hacksaw.
The hacksaw request really got to Mr. Trimble. "What are you doing to my wife?" he asked.
"Nothing," replied Dr. Stuart. "I can't get my medical bag open!"

Once there were seven wise men, who made up there mind to build a pussy of there own design. The first was a carpenter full of wit, with a hammer a chisel he made the slit. the second was a black smith, black as coal with an amble and chisel he made the hole . The third was a fisherman old and bent, with his old gray beard he gave it the scent. The forth was a tailor tall and thin, with a pretty red ribbion he lined it with in. The fith was a furreror, tall and stought, with a hide of a bear he lined it without. The sixth was a doctor with an MD Degree, he patted it and felt it and said it would pee. The seventh was a rabi and a mean litle runt, he kissed it and blessed it and called it a CUNT