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    Zippergate at the movies

    ZIPPERGATE IN MOVIE TITLES PG 13
    Subject: Executive Decision, True Lies, Beauty and the Beast,. ...

    **Disclaimer: The following story, though based on a true story contains altered or questionable facts and statements. Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent, if in fact there are any. **

    This is The Never Ending Story of a 9 To 5, Working Girl, and The American President. The latter of whom offered the former an Indecent Proposal. It seems this Top Gun was Addicted To Love, to Youngblood. He had a Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, for this Pretty Woman, this Babe. He liked to Kiss The Girls, and liked Boys On The Side.... but that's Oliver's Story.

    Casual Sex? No, she saw Career Opportunities, The Sure Thing. She had Great Expectations.

    It was to be a Close Encounter Of The Third Kind, a Mission Impossible. We're talking Risky Business, Dangerous Ground. Till now she'd played The Saint, but this would be Unforgiven, more...

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    Chitty chitty bang bang

    wot do u call a flying elephant
    answer: jumbo jet

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