Choo-choo Jokes / Recent Jokes

It was the first day of grade school and the teacher asked the children what they had done over the summer.
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I went for a ride on the choo-choo."
"That's very nice," the teacher said, "but now that we are in first grade, we don't say choo-choo, we say train."
The next child raised her hand and said, "I had to have an operation on my tummy this summer."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said the teacher, "but now that we are in first grade, we don't say tummy, we say stomach."
The third child stood up, feeling quite smart and grown-up, and said, "This summer we got to go to DisneyWorld and I met Winnie the Shit!"

On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teacher told her class: "Now that you are grown up, I don't want to hear anymore baby talk. I'd like each of you to tell us what you did during the summer vacation. We'll start with Billy."
Billy: I went on a long trip with my family in the putt-putt.
Teacher: No, Billy, it's not a putt-putt. It's a car. No more baby talk. Sally, you're next.
Sally: We went on a trip on a choo-choo to see Grandma.
Teacher: Sally, it's not a choo-choo. It's a train. Please no more baby words. Mikey, what did you do?
Mikey: I didn't go anywhere. I stayed home and read my favorite book.
Teacher: And what's the name of the book.
Mikey looked embarrassed and shook his head.
Teacher: Come on, Mikey. You're a big boy now. Tell us the name of the book and don't use any baby talk.
Mikey looked up, blushed, and said: O.K.. .... Winne-the-S#it!