Tummy Jokes

It was the first day of grade school and the teacher asked the children what they had done over the summer.
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I went for a ride on the choo-choo."
"That's very nice," the teacher said, "but now that we are in first grade, we don't say choo-choo, we say train."
The next child raised her hand and said, "I had to have an operation on my tummy this summer."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said the teacher, "but now that we are in first grade, we don't say tummy, we say stomach."
The third child stood up, feeling quite smart and grown-up, and said, "This summer we got to go to DisneyWorld and I met Winnie the Shit!"

A CHILD was repeatedly told,' If you take too many chocolates, you will have a swollen tummy.'
The child was a little oversmart. So one day when a woman in an advanced state of pregnancy came to his house, the child remarked innocently,' I know what you have done!'

Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office...

He asked the lady, "Why is your tummy so big?"

She smiled and replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your tummy?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

A mother took her daughter to the doctor for an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen tummy.
It took no time at all for the doctor so say, "Of course your daughter's tummy is swollen, she's pregnant!"
The mother became furious and blatantly insisted that was not possible. She babbled on and on about what a 'good' girl her daughter was, how she doesn't do 'those things', etc. etc.
All the while she babbled, the doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon, which only caused the mother to become more infuriated.
"Stop staring out the window!" she bellowed. "Why are you not paying attention to me?"
"I am paying attention to you, ma'am." the doctor calmly replied. "It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again and help me figure out how your daughter got pregnant!"