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A CHILD was repeatedly told,' If you take too many chocolates, you will have a swollen tummy.'
The child was a little oversmart. So one day when a woman in an advanced state of pregnancy came to his house, the child remarked innocently,' I know what you have done!'

Feeling the Baby Move
First Child: I placed my hand on my wife's tummy every
chance I could for two months waiting for that first time when I could
feel the baby move. Hours upon hours I waited until that magic moment,
when I felt this little movement. We called all of our relatives to tell
them about the blessed experience.
Second Child: When it first happened, my wife called
me at the office. I quickly ran home and felt the baby move. We included
the experience in all of our letters to our family.
Third Child: She told me the baby moved. I told her I
would check it out during the next commercial break. I missed out because
her mother called on the telephone so I went on watching Monday night
football. By the end of the third quarter, I finally felt the baby move.
Fourth Child: We were in bed and I was trying to
sleep. I turned to her and said "Can't you make your tummy stay still? I'm
trying to sleep." When it more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tummy!
Tummywho?
Tummy you'll always be no. 1!

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office...

He asked the lady, "Why is your tummy so big?"

She smiled and replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your tummy?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?

A mother took her daughter to the doctor for an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen tummy.
It took no time at all for the doctor so say, "Of course your daughter's tummy is swollen, she's pregnant!"
The mother became furious and blatantly insisted that was not possible. She babbled on and on about what a 'good' girl her daughter was, how she doesn't do 'those things', etc. etc.
All the while she babbled, the doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon, which only caused the mother to become more infuriated.
"Stop staring out the window!" she bellowed. "Why are you not paying attention to me?"
"I am paying attention to you, ma'am." the doctor calmly replied. "It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again and help me figure out how your daughter got pregnant!"