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There is a English man Irish man and a asian man on a plane suddenly the plane starts to decend so the captain says chuck some things out that you have got lots of so the english man says i have lots of fish and chips so he throws some out the irish man says he has lots of whisky and chucks some whisky out the asian man says my country has loads of bombs so he chucks a bomb out when they finally land there is 3 kids the english man goes to the first kid and says what are you crying for and he saya because fish and chips fell on my head the irish man goes to the second kid and says what are you crying for and he says some whisky fell on my head and the asian man goes to the third kid and says what you laughing for and he says i farted and my next door neighbours house blew up.