Chunks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, "Do you wanna drink?"And the man replies, "Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night I was blowing Chunks all night!"And the bartender says, "Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk."Then the man says, "No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks."

This guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender he wants a beer, "anything but Natural light".
Why not Natural Light the bartender say's, "you always drink Natural Light"?
"Not anymore, buddy, last night I got so Drunk on natural Light, I went home and blew chunks".
Well, the bartender say's, everybody does that when they get that drunk, you know, that's no big deal...
"You don't understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!"

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ”Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks. ”
The second guy said, ”Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI. ”
The third guy says, “Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed. ”
Then the first guy said, ”No - you guys don’t understand! Chunks are my dogs! ”

I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...
The first guy says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"
The second goes, "Shit that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"
The third guy says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my girlfriend left me."
The first guy leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog."

Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.
The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks".
To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"
They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

a guy goes into a bar and says give me any thing
but a bud light the bartender asked whats wrong with
a bud light? last night i had 25 bud lights and blew
chunks he said any one who drinks 25 beers will blow
chunks the guy said no chunks is my dog