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Dan was quite irritated when his blonde wife, Cindy, told him that a car had back into her's, damaging the fender, and she had failed to get the license number.
"Well, honey, what kind of car was it?" asked Dan.
"I don't know," confessed Cindy. "I've never been able to tell one make of car from another."
Hearing this, Dan decided the time had come for him to give Cindy a course in indentifying cars. For the next several days, whenever he and Cindy were out driving together, he made her identify each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.
Dan's course worked. A week later, Cindy bounded into Dan's office, beaming from ear to ear. "Darling, I just hit a Chevy," she announced.
Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy! Cindy who? Cindy next one in please!
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Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!"
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face.
Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to freaking crash!"
Claudia responds: I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces- which is why I am putting on my make-up."
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