Cinemas Jokes

Movie Why it works
It is dark, cold and you two can be in close physical proximity for two solid hours. Is this why Titanic, at 3 1/4 hours, was such a hit? Horror flicks or tear-jerkers are even better to elicit more skin contact. What to do
Men: Book a love seat, the ones whose arm-rests can be lowered at the newer cinemas.
Women: Wear a tube top or spaghetti straps, so you have an excuse to snuggle up for warmth. Bookstore Target
Any type you want - sporty, poetic, arty - the right browsers are all categorized neatly into sections. Hunting gear
The-stronger-the-better legs for standing around all day (the armchairs in Borders are always taken up). Acute eye-sight to see what the target is reading. Clubs and Pubs Target
Freewheeling, footloose party-goers who know their margaritas from their Macarena. Hunting gear
The-shorter-the-better clubbing togs. Well-versed in chat-up lines for every situation. Fort Canning Hill Why it works
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