"Romance Guide" joke

Movie Why it works
It is dark, cold and you two can be in close physical proximity for two solid hours. Is this why Titanic, at 3 1/4 hours, was such a hit? Horror flicks or tear-jerkers are even better to elicit more skin contact. What to do
Men: Book a love seat, the ones whose arm-rests can be lowered at the newer cinemas.
Women: Wear a tube top or spaghetti straps, so you have an excuse to snuggle up for warmth. Bookstore Target
Any type you want - sporty, poetic, arty - the right browsers are all categorized neatly into sections. Hunting gear
The-stronger-the-better legs for standing around all day (the armchairs in Borders are always taken up). Acute eye-sight to see what the target is reading. Clubs and Pubs Target
Freewheeling, footloose party-goers who know their margaritas from their Macarena. Hunting gear
The-shorter-the-better clubbing togs. Well-versed in chat-up lines for every situation. Fort Canning Hill Why it works
This canoodling spot may be crowded during the weekends. But unlike at the cinemas, everyone here is too caught up with his or her own business to mind yours. What to do
Go early for a good, comfy spot to stare at the moon from under a tree. During intervals, break the rules and fish out a pair of binoculars to scout for fresh ideas.

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