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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

Question: What is the difference between classical and disco music?
Answer: With classical music listeners shake their heads; with disco music they shake their legs.

Why is the classical music section in record stores always in a special closed room? It's like they are quarantined, so that the rest of the customers don't get infected by good taste.

What is a bees favourite classical music composer? Bee-thoven!

Q: How many classical music singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords. Have the bassist do it."