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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

Which of the following doesn't fit?
A Vacuum Cleaner
A Refrigerator
A Washing Machine
A Woman?
The vacuum cleaner. everything else leaks when it's fucked

Colorado
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, at the same time, it also decrees that no alcohol beverage can be stored in hotel minibars in anything larger than miniature containers.
• Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
• Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
• Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park; It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor; It is illegal to mistreat rats; You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
• Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes more...

Yo Mama is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet!

a man went to his hotel room and saw his wife
naked in the bed and a room cleaner standing at the end of the bed so the man trew him off the balcony and trew a fridge on him.The
cleaner went to heaven and God said,"sad storys only"
the wife told the man that nothing happened and the cleaner was cleaning the room.
the husband shot himself in the head for killing somebody.he went to heaven and told god the story.
another man went to heaven and told god that he was fucking somebodys wife and heard a knock on the door so hid in the fridge but it was just a cleaner.another knock came and it was the husband so he stayed in the fridge
and suddenly he was picked up and trown from height

Five cannibals get appointed as consultants in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees.? The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. Four weeks later the boss returns and says: “You’re all working very hard, and I’m very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared, however. Do any of you know what happened to her? ” The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: “Which of you idiots ate the cleaner? ” One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: “You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating directors, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now you have to go and eat the cleaner! ”

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this more...