Client Jokes / Recent Jokes

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm:? Justice prevailed.?
The senior partner replied in haste,? Appeal immediately.?

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading, "Justice has triumphed!"

The client wired back, "Appeal at once!"

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client? s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defence. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth? " The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants.

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.
“You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand? ”
The client replied that he did.
Then lawyer then asked, “Do you know what will happen if you don’t tell the truth? ”
The client looked back and said, “I imagine that our side will win. ”