Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why is President Clinton so reluctant to decide the fate of Elian Gonzalez?

A: Because the last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban He was almost impeached.

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

Q: How is Bill Clinton like a passive-restraint device?
A: He is a bag of air that is not on the driver's side.

Q: What is the difference between Clinton's health care plan and a kidney stone?
A: A kidney stone is easier to pass.