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CLINTONESQUE LANGUAGE MANIPULATION
President Clinton has pushed the envelope of the English language to realms hitherto unchartered. Now that we know that a person can enjoy sex while not actually having sex, let's consider other situations where similar language manipulation can provide an equally convenient defense...
* In Chicago, it isn't voter fraud unless you can prove those dead people would have voted the other way.
* It isn't reckless driving if you get into an actual wreck.
* You are not guilty of DUI if you were so drunk that you thought someone else was driving.
* It is not speeding if there are still cars in front of you.
* You are not abusing drugs if you store them in a cool, dry place and never yell at them or beat them.
* It is not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
* It isn't procrastination if you decide to postpone it right now.
* It isn't a more...