Clintons Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How is Clintons health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None -- He'll only promise "change."
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment.
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Less and less all the time.
Q: How many believable, more...
Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: Why is Bill Clintons economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasnt got a prayer.
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks atAl, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100. 00 billout the window right now and make one person very happy."Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I couldthrow ten $10. 00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "Icould throw one hundred $1. 00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "Icould throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.