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Introducing a new thriller guaranteed to make you shiver and to make your frightened date squeeze your arm and private parts. : “Go Clone Yourself.”

After polishing off meals of cloned beef and ribs at Outback, a group of teenage boys and clones of themselves emerge from the mens room. The clones chase the teens into the parking lot and steal the teens’ car and their identities.

It’s the latest from the producers of such thrillers as “Day of The Dead: Iraqi Zombies” and “Winter Break at the New Orleans Sports Arena.”