Clown Jokes / Recent Jokes
A group of cannibals find a clown on their island and decide to roast him for dinner. As they were eating the clown one cannibal said to another "Does this clown taste funny to you?"
once there was three people a clown, a human, and a blonde. They all broke out of jail and ran from the cops through a feild an into a barn and hide in pataoe sacks the cop ran in and kicked the first one with the clown in it and he said "MOO" so he kicked the one with the human in it and he said "OINK" so he just kept going on and he kicked the one with the blonde in it and she said "PATOES!"
Detroit, Oregon - A hunter thought he had found a severed human head in an abandoned mining shed and called the police. Deputy Larry Taylor realized it was just the head of a mannequin when he noticed a price sticker on the forehead.
Redondo Beach, California - After a short chase, officer Joseph Fonteno charged the driver of a white Mazda with DUI. The car had been driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the upper half of a traffic light pole laying across its hood. When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he responded: "It came with the car when I bought it."
Australia - The Australian Police Journal reported that an elderly woman had already used about half of the powder in a custard packet when she discovered an object that appeared to be a large dead cockroach. However, when she brought it to the Health Department, food analysts determined it to be a dried-up human finger. The following investigation revealed that a factory worker had more...
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.