Clowns Jokes

man looks down the bar and sees a man that looks like adolph hitler he walks up to him and says are you hitler? the man stands up and says real loud yes i am adolph hitler i killed 6 million jews and 3 clowns, the man says why did you kill 3 clowns? hitlers says see what i mean, no one cares about the jews.

A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein!"
Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts: animals, clowns, contortionists, etc. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There in the middle of the ring is a table with three walnuts on it. In comes a little old Jewish man, five feet tall and barely able to walk to the table. He unzips his pants, whips out his long shlong, and proceeds to smash all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in thunderous applause as the elderly Goldstein is carried off on the shoulders of the clowns.
Twenty years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein."
He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket and sits through various acts. Finally, the more...

Q: Why cannibals don't eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

Q. Why don`t cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they taste funny.

My penis is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.