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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A: They taste funny!!

Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the big top. Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and finally out comes little Johnny's favourites, the clowns.

Johnny is loving the clowns and their humorous japes until one of the clowns comes up to him and says, "Little boy are you the front end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny. "Are you the rear end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny again. "In that case," says the clown, "you must be no end of an ass." Little Johnny is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the way home in tears.

When his mum catches up with him she says, "Little Johnny don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay more...

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.

One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes.

Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer.

Billy raised his hand and shouted' 'Me! Me!''

The clown looked around and said' 'You!'' as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy! Billy joined the clown on the floor.

The clown looked down at him and asked,' 'Are you the horse's nose?''

Billy said' 'No...''

''Are you the horse's ears?''

' 'No...''

Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said' 'Then you must be the horse's ass!''

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