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The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on."I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am rechecking my answers!"

The blonde reports for his University final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says, "I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!"

SARDAR Banta Singh arrived at the Indira Gandhi International Airport with his wife and four children, and checked in to catch their flight to Abu Dhabi where he had been promised a good job. While waiting for the flight to be called, Banta Singh looked round the departure lounge and saw a machine full of coloured bulbs. On it flashed a panel stating: Insert 10-paise coin and learn the truth.
Banta inserted a 10-paise coin. The machine made a whirring sound and out came a ticket. It read: Your name is Sardar Banta Singh. You are waiting to catch a flight to Abu Dhabi.
Banta Singh was very excited and beckoned his family. Mrs Banta inserted a 10-paise coin. The machine again made a whirring noise and out came another ticket reading: Your name is Sardarni Banta Singh and you are waiting to catch your flight to Abu Dhabi.
In turn the children put in 10-paise coins and got the same answer. After they had finished, Banta Singh thought he would try the machine one last time. more...

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no"
type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a
coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and
No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and
sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am rechecking my answers."

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on." I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am rechecking my answers!"

Father: Docter, My Son Has Swallowed A 10 Paise Coin. Please Do Something Quickly.
Docter: Do Not Worry Sir. Now A Days 10 Paise Coin Has No Value.