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Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room
while the wives were in labor.
The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations!
You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man,
"You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation!"
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife
has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others
ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.) By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following: B... 66 I... 73 L... 76 L... 76 G... 71 A... 65 T... 84 E... 69 S... 83... 3
... 666 !! Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? YOU decide! Before you decide, consider the following: M S - D O S 6 . 2 1 77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666 W I N D O W S 9 5 87 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666 Coincidence? I think not.

Teacher: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)
By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B... 66
I... 73
L... 76
L... 76
G... 71
A... 65
T... 84
E... 69
S... 83
... 3
... 666 !!
Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence?
Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
YOU decide!
Before you decide, consider the following:
M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666
W I N D O W S 9 5
87 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666
Coincidence? I think not.

Check it out! A strange coincidence.
Colin
If any of you remember the movie "Back to the Future II" you will recall that Bif goes to the future and steals a Sports Almanac, where in turn he goes back to the past to give it to young Bif. As we all know Young Bif was able to become very wealthy by betting on games where he already knew the final score.
In an obscure line you hear young Bif say "Florida is going to win the World Series in 1997, yeah right"
This movie came out in 1987, ten years before the Marlins did actually win the world series. And what's really weird is that Florida didn't even have a baseball team in 1987.

Bill and Steve were seated next to each other while taking a test. When they had finished, the teacher called them up to her desk. "Sorry boys," she said, "but both of you will be receiving a zero on the test."
"But, why?" they asked.
"Looking over your answers and noting how very alike they are, it is obvious that one of you cheated and the other one let him do it," replied the teacher.
"That could just be a coincidence, Miss Ames," Bill said. "What would make you think we cheated?"
"Well," the teacher replied, "I might have believed it was a coincidence if it wasn't for the fact that when you got to question number 8, Steve wrote 'I don't know' for the answer, and you, Bill, wrote in 'darn, neither do I'."

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down." An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. r After finally regaining his composure, he more...