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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital
waiting room, while their wives were in labour.
The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations!
You`re the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns and tells the second man,
"You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"
When the nurse tells the third man that his
wife has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints.
When he comes to, the others ask what`s wrong.
"What`s wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"
Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining more...
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence" he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the 3rd man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" more...
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of "coincidence".
Pappu: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
A Geneticist, after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal
accomplishment one day and goes to a bar to commemorate it that
night. He finds himself a quiet corner and orders a triple
martini. Meanwhile a gorgeous woman aged about 30 enters the bar,
and not finding a table for herself, asks the scientist if she
could share the quiet table.
The two begin to converse after mutual introductions.
Jones: "Mr. Smith, what brought you to this place tonight?"
Smith: "Well! After researching for nearly ten years I have accomplished
something personal and I am here tonight to enjoy it.
And why are YOU here Ms. Jones?"
Jones: "I too have a personal accomplishment and I am here to enjoy it too."
Smith: "What a coincidence! Ms. Jones! May I know what your accomplishment is?"
Jones: "Sure. I have been married for about ten years now and I could not
have children. But today my doctor told me that I more...