Cojones Jokes

An American tourist went into a restaurant in Mexico for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.' Sir, these are the cojones,' the waiter replied.' The what, you say?' exclaimed the tourist.' They are testicles of the bull killed in the ring today,' explained the waiter. The tourist gulped, but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal,the tourist commented to the waiter:' Today's cojones aremuch smaller than the ones I had yesterday.'' True, sir,' said the waiter,' you see the bull does not always lose...'

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist. "They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the waiter. The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday." "True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.
0 "Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city fordinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the disharrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained."Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied."The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist."They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained thewaiter. The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finishedthe meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Todays cojones are muchsaltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday.""True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."

A man traveled to Madrid, Spain and went to a restaurant for a late dinner. He ordered the house special and was brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asked.
"Cojones, se