Coke Jokes / Recent Jokes

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: "And get ME a coke... NOW!"
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.
As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:
"Get me another coke or I'll really create a scene!"
Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee.
Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"
The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency more...

An Indian walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender for a coke. The Indian says " Hey bartender. My coke tastes funny. " And the bartender says " I bartender, I play joke, I go wee wee in your coke. " So the Indian leaves without paying. The next day, a priest walks in and asks the bartender for a coke. The priest says " Hey bartender. My coke tastes funny. " And the bartender says " I bartender, I play joke, I go wee wee in your coke. " So the priest leaves without paying. The next day, a cowboy walks in and asks the bartender for a coke. The cowboy says " Hey bartender. My coke tastes funny. " And the bartender says " I bartender, I play joke, I go wee wee in your coke. " Then the cowboy says " I am cowboy. I am fast. I blow bullet up your ass. "

Banta had always ordered a beverage by simply saying, "A Coke, please."
However, recently waitresses had been responding, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Thums Up, Dew, Sprite, Fanta... "
Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, Banta decided to make life easier. So one day he simply asked the snack bar clerk at a movie theater for a "Dark, Carbonated beverage."
The young man behind the counter looked up and said, "Sir, would you like a cylindrical plastic sucking device with that?"

Pepsi proceeded to build factories in many of the former Soviet states way before it's great rival, Coca-Cola Company got on the market there.
So, when Coca-Cola opened their first factory in Georgia, the company decided to promote it as much as they could. Thus they proceeded to invite Eduard Shevarnadze, the president of the country for the celebration, and he agreed to be there.
The great day came, the first bottle of Coke was about to roll off from the assembly line, the president of the country, the national TV channel's cameras and reporters were all there.
The first bottle arrives, they open it, and hand it to Mr. Shevarnadze. He picks it up, sips some, with the whole country watching, and with a smile which cheers the heart of Coke's marketing manager he says "Great taste... just like Pepsi!"

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
And took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
Looked at the girl and said, ’maaa! ’.

The girl asked the baby fly, ’main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
Maa bulati hai? ’
The fly replied, ’kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai. ’

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1. 5 ltr.