Colony Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money.Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A. It's not hard.Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year! Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts? A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."
Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry 2 large coffees and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last two donuts.
Once a girl was running here and there. The guard of the colony was looking at her.
Guard- Why are you running here and there?
Girl- I am running away from my house.
Guard- But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.
Girl- Yes, that's because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.
The stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree
And mama's in the kitchen making some herbal tea
The windows are covered with frost
The candles are all alight
But as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony beef log
But the neighbors aren't around
There's no beef log to be found
this year Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony beef log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't know how I'll get along
-- from the South Park Christmas cd,
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
Q. Do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?
A. The man with two cups of coffee and 12 donutes.
Q. Do you know who the most popular woman is at a nudist colony is?
A. She is the person that can eat all 12 donuts.