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Three criminals escaped from jail. Each one of them had a weapon. The first one had a knife, the second one had a gun, and the first one had a bomb. they all through their weapons in the air to celebrate their prison break. Unfortunately for these criminals, they were again caught.
The cop that found the three guys wet around town for a walk. He came upon a little boy with a Knife in his hand. The boy was crying.
When the cop asked him why he was crying, the boy replied, "A knife fell from the sky and stabbed my mommy!"
The cop comforted him, took him home, and continued his walk. Again the cop came across another little crying boy with a gun this time. The cop asked him why he was crying. The little boy replied, "This gun fell from the sky and I accidentally shot my mommy!"
The cop comforted him, took him home, and again continued his walk. Again the cop came across a little boy, but he was laughing and he had no weapon. The cop asked him why he more...