Commanding Jokes / Recent Jokes
The commanding officer got to know that jawans of his regiment were in the habit of giving nicknames to their senior officers. He was curious to know what they called him behind his back. He summoned a young subaltern and questioned him. After some hesitation, the youngster replied,' Sir, they call you the virgin.'
The commanding officer was pleased.' No doubt it is because of the maiden, innovative ideas I have introduced in army discipline,' he said.
'No, sir,' replied the subaltern.' It is because they think you have no experience of any kind.'
My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went
dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the
command station.
When my father and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their arrival. The commanding
officer then stepped forward and shook my father's hand. “Don't congratulate me, sir, ” my father said modestly as he pointed to his driver. “It was all the sergeant's doing. ”
The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant. “Congratulations, ” he said. “The major's wife just had a baby girl. ”