Commited Jokes

One day a burnette goes to a preacher and says, "I have commited a sin."
Preacher: what was it.
Burnette: I stabbed a man to death.
Preacher: go drink some holy water and your sins will be forgiven.
Later a redhead goes to the preacher and says, "I have commited a sin."
Preacher: what was it.
Redhead: I pushed a man of a cliff.
Preacher: go drink some holy water and your sins will be forgiven.
later a blonde goes to the preacher and says "I have commited a sin."
preacher: what was it.
blonde: I peed in the holy water that they are drinking.

There was a town in California were everybody
commited audultry.They were always going to
the town priest for forgiveness.The priest
was suprised how many people commited
audultry.He said,"
If you do not stop
commiting audultry I will leave this church."
The people did not want to loose this priest
because he was nice so they made a codename
for audultry,'fallin'.The priest latered
died and the town got another priest to
replace him.He was new and did not
understand why everyone was 'fallin'.One day
he went to the mayors office and said,"
You
need to get new sidewalks or do something
about the asphalt because everybody is
falling."
The mayor started to laugh a little
but the priest said,"
I would not be laughing
if I were you.Your wife has fallin three
times this week."