Comp Jokes

How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go to Africa2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately East and West. 4. During each traverse a. Catch each animal seen b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant c. Stop when a match is detected. Experienced computer programmers modify Algorithm A byplacing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that thealgorithm will terminate. Sent by Alex

A guy went to a bar and ordered a drink. He looked around the place and noticed a guy at a corner table with long hair and a beard, dressed in a robe and sandals.
When the bartender brought the drink he asked, “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ? ”
The bartender said, “As a matter of fact that is Jesus Christ. He comes in here some afternoons, drinks a glass of wine and leaves. ”
The guy says, “Well I’d like to buy him a drink. ”
The bar tender said, “Like I said, He just drinks one, but I’ll tell him you offered. ”
The bartender went over and told Jesus of the offer but He declined.
About that time another stranger walked in and sat next to the first guy. He saw Jesus and said something to the first guy about it. The first guy told him the story and how he’d offered a drink but He only drinks one.
About that time Jesus was ready to leave. He walked up to the first guy, extended His hand and said, “Hi, I’m Jesus and more...

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