Condi Jokes / Recent Jokes
New York, NY - September 2004
6: 00 PM - Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6: 30 PM - Pledge of Allegiance
6: 35 PM - Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6: 45 PM - Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6: 46 PM - Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on “Are Elections Really Necessary? ”
7: 30 PM - Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan
7: 35 PM - Trent Lott: “Re-segregation in the 21st Century”
7: 40 PM - EPA Address #1: Mercury: It’s What’s for Dinner
8: 00 PM - Vote on which country to invade next
8: 10 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8: 15 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8: 30 PM - Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8: 50 PM - Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9: 00 PM - Condi Rice sings more...