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20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say “We hate Christmas, ” and “Go away Santa. ”
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way more...
Q: How do you confuse a complete idiot?
A: 32 (confused aren't you? )
19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
1.) Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2.) While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3.) Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4.) While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5.) Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6.) Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
7.) Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8.) While he's in more...
Q. How do you confuse an antarctian?
A. Bleeble!
Q.how do you confuse a blonde
A.put her in a cicular rome and tell her to sit in the corner
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Write on a piece of paper "Turn Over" and on the other side write "Turn Over". Give it to a blonde and enjoy.