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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

How to confuse a blonde:
-Put a blonde in a circular room and tell her to pee in a corner.
How a blonde confuses you:
-She comes out and said I peed in the corner.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do u confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circled room and tell her to pee in a corner.
How does the blonde confuse you?
She tells you what corner she peed in.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You dont. Theyre born that way.

Twas the night before finals and all through the lab
Not a student was sleeping, not even McNabb.
Their projects were finished, completed with care
In hopes that the grades would be easy (and fair).
The students were wired with caffeine in their veins
While visions of quals nearly drove them insane.
With piles of books and a brand-new highlighter,
I had just settled down for another all-nighter --
When out from our gateways arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter
Away to the console I flew like a flash
And logged on as root to fend off a crash
The windows displayed on my brand new Sun-3
Gave oodles of info -- some in 3-D.
When, what to my burning red eyes should appear
But dozens of "nobody" jobs. Oh dear!
With a blitzkrieg invasion, so virulent and firm,
I knew in a moment. It was Morris's Worm!
More rapid than eagles his processes came
And they more...

20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters I

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come.
When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers.
Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room.
When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wron