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One day there was a knock on the Pope's office door. When he answered it, the salesman said,' Hello, my management team would like to discuss a proposal with you.' After taking a seat in his office, the salesman said,' I am with Kentucky Fried Chicken. We would like to offer you a contract to the church if you can change the Lord's blessing from' Give us this day our daily bread' to' daily chicken'.'

The Pope said,' I'm sorry we just cannot do that.' The salesman went back to his office where he discussed the outcome of the meeting. He returned to the Pope's office a week later with the same proposal, only he had upped the bid to 4 million.

The Pope gently declined, again. The next week he came again and offered the Pope an offering of 10 million. The Pope said,' Let me think it over.'

The Pope then called a meeting with the elders of the church and said,' Well gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. Kentucky Fried Chicken has generously offered us more...

Ever wondered what the characters of DBZ did before they were famous? Well here's you answer. GOKU: This young Saiyan got a job at DBZ very early, but, as mentioned in the Plot Holes section, he didnt start off as the star of Dragonball. He used to be the young, slightly plump star of Pampers Nappies commercials. He made a fair bit of money in doing this, but became to old to still be able to act the roll with the full panache needed. He applied for the job at the DB audition offices, and was granted it. They used computer wizardry to create the baby Goku scenes, by using takes from the nappy commercials, and drafting in different backgrounds. GOHAN: Notice how there was a huge gap in between Dragonball and Dragonball Z? Isnt it funny how in that short time, Goku had a son, and he grew up without anyone knowing. Now of course, Gohan was new to Dragonball Z, he wasnt in it since he was a baby that would be preposterous! He was drafted in when they had a good idea for a new character, more...