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There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said "Dad lookwhat I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly grass started to grow. Of course his dad was really impressed with this and askedhis son if he can make something to make his penis grow. His son thought for a minute and said that if he did thendad would have to buy him a convertable. Dad agreed. The next night the son came out of the basement and gave hisdad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and toldhim that he had something to show him. They went to the frontyard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari. The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable." The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari isfrom your mother."
Q:HOW DO YOU GET YOU HAIR TO STOP FLYING IN A CONVERTABLE?
A:CLOSE YOUR LEGGS
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This guy is walking down the beach . He spots an old brass lantern in the sand . He picks it up . And starts knocking the sand off .
And this genie pops out of the lantern .
And declares . I am the divorce genie .
The guy amazed but dumbfoundwed says .
What in the hell is a divorce genie .
The genie says . What ever you ask for your ex gets two of .
And I am granting you three wishes .
What would you like?
So the guy thinks for minute .
First wish .
I want a Mercedes Convertable .
Poof .. Brand new Mercedes Convertable .
And the genie says .
Your ex just got 2 of these .
So for the second wish .
The guy says . I want 10 million dollars cash .
Poof he has 10 million dollars cash on the hood of his Mercedes .
And the Genie says .
Your ex has the same thing on each of her Mercedes .
So the guy says . Let me get this straight . What ever I wish for . She gets double .
And the Genie says yes .
So the guy more...
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said "Dad lookwhat I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly grass started to grow.Of course his dad was really impressed with this and askedhis son if he can make something to make his penis grow.His son thought for a minute and said that if he did thendad would have to buy him a convertable.Dad agreed. The next night the son came out of the basement and gave hisdad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and toldhim that he had something to show him. They went to the frontyard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari isfrom your mother."
A blonde and a brunette are hijacking a convertable. The blonde picks the lock and the brunnette jumps in.