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Customer: How much is that banana for?
Salesperson: Rs. 10
Customer: Can you sell it to me for Rs. 6?
Salesperson: At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer: Okay I will buy the banana for Rs. 4, but you can keep the peel!
Tow pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The Teacher came out and said: why are you fighting?.
One student: Teacher he left his answer sheet blank.
Teacher: Why should that bother you?.
Student: I too left my answer sheet blank.
Teacher: So. . . . . ?
Student: You will think that we have copied from each other.
Some race horses were staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them! ” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!! ” “Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28! ”, says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast, ” says the greyhound, “But in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them! ” The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow! ” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog. ”
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Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, "Go into that room and kill your wife." The guy says, "No way," and leaves FBI headquarters.
The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.
Finally the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room. "What happened?" asks the FBI agent.
"Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks... I had to kill her with the chair."
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch. Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going? Dog: Doin alright. Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes meto the lake once a week to play. Indian: [look of disbelief]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Indian: Horse no talk. Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Cool. Indian: [extremer look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Horse: YepCowboy: How's he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes medown often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Indian: [total look of amazement]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Indian: Sheep Lie!!
3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani.
They boast their country`s science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space,
the American says, we were the 1st to go to moon,
The Pakistani thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun!
Both the American and Russian start laughing, and say to the Pakistani, you stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun.
The Pakistan scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We will go there at night!!!