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A guy walks into work and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
The boss says
What happened to your ears?
He says Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shah! I accidentally answered the iron.
The boss says
Well that explains one ear but what happened to your other ear?
He says Well I had to call the doctor!

In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge`s eyes. "You`re a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I`ve waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write `I will not drive through red lights` 500 times!"

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied With 4 Things In Life.

(1) Mobile.

(2) Automobile

(3) Tv

(4) Biwi

Coz There Is Always A Better Model In Neighbourhood.

13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man
1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
3) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
4) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
5) Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
6) Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
7) Same work, more pay.
8) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
9) Wedding dress: $2, 000. Tuxedo rental: $75.
10) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
11) You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
12) The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
13) Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating
their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy
appeared to congratulate them and grant them
each one wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy
waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her
hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger
than me."

So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof -
the husband was 90.

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al chuckles and says You know I could throw a $10000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says Well I could throw ten $1000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says Of course then I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Chelsea rolls her eyes looks at all of them and says I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.

Sweetest Kiss - On D 4Head!
Loveliest Kiss - On Cheeks!
Most Romantic Kiss - On D Lips

The Hottest Kiss
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