Corny Jokes / Recent Jokes

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

A man was draining the old gasoline from his lawn mower.
A dog came along and started lapping it up.
The dog ran down the street and fell over............
The dog ran out of gas!!!!

Q: Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the actor? A: The one on the screen.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.