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Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

There are 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "Hot Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell? A: Dung.

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.
Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"