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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils?
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? A: A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn.
One day a mom who had three sons had a birthday. Each son wanted to get her the best gift ever, so they all went shopping.
Her first son buys her a really fancy car. The second son buys her a really huge house. The third son went to talk to the priest. He talked with them for a while about a parrot that was trained to say the whole Bible.
The priests said that it would cost a ton of money, but the son agreed that it was worth it to pay one million dollars every year for his mom to own the parrot.
Later the mom was writing thank you cards. To her first son she wrote, "Thank you so much for the great car, but I'm too old to drive."
To her second she wrote, "Thank you for the great house, but it would take a century to clean and I don't need that much space."
To her third son she wrote, "O... my dear... dear son, that was delicious chicken."
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?
Joey: I'd have somebody else's pants on!
Q: Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? A: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries."
The clerk says, "This is a library."
Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.