Counsellor Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said,' I thought of camp yesterday.'' Why?' the counsellor asked.' Where were you?'' At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer.
She approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was. A little while later however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
Approaching again, the blonde said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone? Why don't you go and join those boys playing soccer over there?"
"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three oclock. Julie: Oh, no! Counsellor: Whats the matter? Julie: Ive been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!

A frustrated woman paid a visit to a sex counsellor for any advice on how to get her husbands attention more.
The counsellor suggested for her to wash her husbands car.
Puzzled, the woman asked why.
"You would be surprised how relieved your husband would be when you have given his favourite thing a good rub."