Counterfeiter Jokes

An incompetent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.

He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phony money for real cash.

He travels to a small town in West Virginia and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"

The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An 8 and a 7 or two 6s and a three?"

A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some small rural town, so he drove until he found a tiny town with a
single general merchandise store. He entered the store, went up to the counter, and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Could you change this for me, please?"The store clerk looked at the bill for a few seconds then smiled at the man. "Of course I can. Would you prefer two $9 bills or three $6 bills?"

Did you hear about the Polish counterfeiter in Georgia? He printed up $15 bills and went to get change at a 7-11. The store keeper gave him two 6`s and a 3.

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18
bills would be in some small "hick town."
So, he got into his very expensive new luxury car and off he went. After
driving for a while, he found a tiny town with a single store.
He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind
the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he asked.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill for a short time, then smiled and
said to the man, "Ah reckon so, Mister. Ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

An incompetent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phony money for real cash.
He travels to a small town in West Virginia and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do... How would you like that? An 8 and a 7 or two 6s and a three?"