Cracking Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man found a blonde a brunett and a red head on an island he decides he is going to tell them three jokes if they laugh at them he will shoot them because they are very offending to him.
he tells the first joke and the red head starts cracking up so he shoots her.
he tells the second joke and the brunett starts cracking up so he shoots her.
half way through the third joke, the blonde starts cracking up and the man askes her why shes laughing so she tells him I just got the first joke.

Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example, observe the following examples below. The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40, 000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth."In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your more...