Creates Jokes

Confusion creates jobs.

A cruise ship sinks and three men make it to an uninhabited island. The first man, a Christian, tears two branches from a palm tree, creates a cross, and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island. The second man, a Muslim, pulls several fronds from the palm tree, creates a mat, kneels facing Mecca, and prays to Allah to save him. The third man falls asleep under the palm tree. The other two can't understand how this man could remain so calm and serene - and ask him how he could be so at ease. He says, "Two years ago I gave $1, 000, 000 to the Jewish Federation. Last year I gave $2, 000, 000. This year I pledged $3, 000, 000. Don't worry, they'll find me."

all the female dinos in Jurassic Park have problems mating, since they were all on their Jurassic Period.
JP Quote-
God Creates Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs Rule the Earth.
Dinosaurs Die Out, God Creates Man.
Man Rules The Earth, Man Creates Dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs Kill Man.Then Women Rule the Earth.
Q. Did you hear about the new product for female dinos that prevents them from experiencing that extinct feeling?
A. Jurassic Eve- Dino Dousing
Pantyhose for female dinos would probably be packaged in large plastic dinosaur eggs.
Rex Beer, the new Dinosaur alcholic beverage that brings out the tyrant in the drinker.
Q.Did you hear about the newest dino singing craze?
A.Rap-tors