"Donations…" joke

A cruise ship sinks and three men make it to an uninhabited island. The first man, a Christian, tears two branches from a palm tree, creates a cross, and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island. The second man, a Muslim, pulls several fronds from the palm tree, creates a mat, kneels facing Mecca, and prays to Allah to save him. The third man falls asleep under the palm tree. The other two can't understand how this man could remain so calm and serene - and ask him how he could be so at ease. He says, "Two years ago I gave $1, 000, 000 to the Jewish Federation. Last year I gave $2, 000, 000. This year I pledged $3, 000, 000. Don't worry, they'll find me."

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