Cross-eyed Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him,
“My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it? ”
“Well, ” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
“Well, ” says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down. ”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed? ” say’s the man.
“No, because he’s heavy, ” says the vet.

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "lets have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "Im going to have to put him down." "Just because hes cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because hes heavy," says the vet.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

The cross-eyed policeman was questioning three cross-eyed suspects.
He turned to the first cross-eyed suspect, and said, "What's your name?"
And the second cross-eyed suspect said, "I wasn't talking to you," and the third cross-eyed suspect said, "I didn't say anything."

Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.
The vet says, "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls' eyes will straighten out."
The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls' eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon looses his breath and the bulls' eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again.
The vet looks at Banta and says, "You look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try."
Banta agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the bulls' ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins to blow.
"Shit!!!" says the vet. "What in the hell did you do that for?"
Banta replies, "You don't think I am going to put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had your on."

you momma is so cross-eyed your dad left her for seeing somone on the side.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils?